posted: June 7th • 22:31 258,396 notes • Reblog
— Arthur Miller, The Crucible (via saltwaterhoney)
(Source: wordsnquotes.com)
+ 533963Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭
“Whats your safe word?”
That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭
“You think I’m in pilates?”😭
“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo
Lol i need to be his friend
“Every strong man got a sensitive side”
Lmaooooooooooooooooo
“Ooo that’s cute”
Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?
“you gon drag me down the highway?”
This shit is an instant classic lmfaoooo
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— Ira Glass (via help-n-quotes.com)
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