finally got to downloading more songssss c:
im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified
(via obeseblackguy)
omg I laughed for like 10 minutes

jlo you’re like 40 ok time to get off the dance floor
(via obeseblackguy)
a nightclub called The Mullet where you have to walk through an office to get to the bar
(via spicybutthole)


omg in english i found out how to make word talk and it was dead silence and all of a sudden my computer was like
anal
(via virginchild)



